Stinky Stardust Feet: Why Even?

One does not become a children’s book author for the fame and fortune. In fact, it’s a cut-throat industry where most of the people who “make it” are well connected in the publishing world. 

Unless you have an original wizard story with a boy named Harry, it’s hard to make a career out of books. 

Which is why I think my stance is pretty good. I’m not trying to raise enough money to be profitable, I’m trying to make a difference– no matter how small. 

I was recently asked what motivated me to write Stinky Stardust Feet. 

Basically, I don’t like the direction the world is going in. I’m hoping for a better future, and if we want to make real change, we must educate our kids. 

Often times we don’t give kids enough credit for their brilliance. The concepts in Stinky Stardust Feet may seem suitable for advance learners, but it’s great to introduce these topics early on.



Let’s develop a love for discovery as they take literal (and figurative) steps into the world. I don’t want to dumb kids down. Let's challenge kids in a way that they are encouraged to be proactive.

We can all agree that learning is most effective when it’s enjoyable. I want to see a generation of kids who care deeply about what’s going on around them. Not kids who are waiting in line to take selfies so they can hashtag the photo and get free #Nikes.



Do you see what I mean? This book is my effort to put a little more good in a pretty stinky world. 

I’m honored that you’ve already ordered a copy (or two!), now I ask you to THINK. Who else could benefit from a little educational fun? (hint: everyone.) If we can spark curiosity in kids, then we can snowball out of the instagram vacuum and into things that matter and beyond.

Let’s do some good.

Many thanks,
Chelsea

Children’s Book Turns the Taboos of Religion & Science into Educational Laughs

Greensboro, NC, December 28, 2018/ Press Release

On January 1st, Stinky Stardust Feet launches on crowd-funding site Kickstarter. With a range from $5-$10,000, backers can reap rewards from the indie publisher on any budget. Stinky Stardust Feet encourages questions, critical thinking, being silly and unity towards all things earth. 

The link: https://kck.st/2SwhgNg is LIVE!

The main character, Judas, has to open his mind to figure out and understand the significance of personal hygiene. From the very first page, the reader is introduced to a notorious name. In this book, however, he is seen as a curious and misunderstood boy. Judas goes on to discover why exactly his feet smell like rotten onions, and how he can use his method to solve future problems. 

Author Chelsea Pyne explained, “I wanted to give kids and parents an opportunity to discuss science, religion, traditions, and any questions about the universe around them. And to do so in a lighthearted manor. It’s okay to ask silly questions about serious topics."

"The book touches on The Big Bang, evolution, natural selection, the scientific method, cultures and traditions, and the importance of clean feet. 

The takeaway is for kids to not believe everything they hear. This is especially important today, when so many stories are passed on as exaggerated truths. This is also the beauty behind science. It’s unbiased. We shouldn’t take so and so’s word for it because they are popular or powerful. Look for evidence, test your hypothesis, and then come to your conclusion. We want to encourage kids to think outside the box and to question authority. 

In a time when people are constantly divided, it's important to remind the next generation how alike we truly are. We all share an important history, embrace it! (For future sake.)”

The book is nearing completion this month. The water color illustrations can be found on the Kickstarter page, and are even included in a reward. The author has added print and ebook versions, poems, art, science education for kids, and sailing and adventure rewards to fund the book.

Books will be printed with funding goal of $5,000. The printed and ebook version are available for $25. 

For more information visit the kickstarter page: https://kck.st/2SwhgNg

Facebook: www.facebook.com/StinkyStardustFeet/

Instagram: @stinkystardustfeet

Email the author: stinkychels@gmail.com

Buy The Damn Boat

After 8 years of remodeling, Nai'a is for S A L E !

Our CSY 44 has almost all systems replaced.

New engine, folding prop, new chainplates, new thru hulls, new mainsail, self steering equipment. The owner was getting the boat ready for extensive cruising. There are some cosmetic jobs still to be done. 

More photos and information:
https://downtoberth.com/our-boat/

Nai’a is a solid, hand-laid fiberglass hull and deck with no core, which means she won’t absorb water or rot. She is cutter rigged for easy sail handling and provides a variety of sail combinations. All systems are overbuilt, easy to access, and have withstood the test of time. She is heavy because in the 70s, everything was built to last and remain comfortable. CSYs are surprisingly agile and their strength and weight provide a smooth ride with the ability to keep sailing.

$65,000 

Glamping in Monument Valley

Balloon Fiesta 2018 NM

Two years after my first solo experience, I had to go back... with the addition friends and family. This time I had six in my troupe. The weather may have been nicer than two years ago, but the crowds were bigger than ever. Over 500 balloons lifted off (when the hurricane weather was absent) and the masses gathered to witness their ascent. And yes, hurricane weather managed to find me and bring wind and rain into the southwest desert. This would be a theme throughout the trip...

Luckily for my pack, it didn't matter when the liftoff was canceled. We managed to get the good days, and we stayed a few miles away from the launch site. So we didn't have to chase the balloons... they landed in the neighboring yards. I spent several mornings shouting to the sky– using ridiculous hand gestures– trying to convince balloonists to land on our turf. 

I did not attend the Glowdeo as I did in 2016. This is where the balloons light up at night and drum lines pass through the park. Instead, (as designated co-pilot) we took a trip up a few thousand feet in a rainbow-striped balloon along the Rio Grande. 

Vincent Van Gogh made his first appearance. 

I had to run to the next yard and help tow this fish balloon away from the trees. Which was pretty much impossible until another neighbor arrived and lent me some muscle. Then together, we bounced it towards the road– and I walked away victoriously covered in spiky spurs.

One Year Later

September was a month of celebration. Since hitting the one year anniversary of Irma– with no serious weather in sight– the island breathed a heavy sigh of relief. (And all the three-month-old babies squealed in delight.)

Although the season is not near over, at least the predicted height of the season has peaked. We remain weary and prepared, but this year has been sweet to us so far. Rain has returned and St. Martin is no longer the burnt pancake that it was months ago. Thank you, Mother Nature.

And we continue to send sweet healing vibes back to earth and sea, hoping to appease any disrupt She has been feeling. Take a look at Hawaii and you'll see a similarity in landscape. We are also in active volcanic waters, staring down hurricane alley.

So in recognition of what the island has gone through, what she continues to go through, and the pressures of what's to come–now and always– here are some photos that show St. Martin in her best light. As if nothing here has ever been askew. No gales, no debris, no tourists, no mosquitoes... paradise.

Clouds in the pool.

Waiting to surprise Kristen and Stefan on their engagement and birthday.

 Duke leaving his own surprise. At least the dog can appreciate a good view (rainbow in the cloud).

Stateside Summer

Three weeks in North Carolina's thunderstormy August was brutal– in a good way. But the humidity, the sun, the deep fried everyathang took its toll. (Some were more drenched than others, but we all suffered some degree of stickiness.) Regardless of the heat, those three weeks were a lot of fun. From my best childhood friend's wedding, taking my nephews river tubing, watching funny Youtube videos with all my high school friends... Margo and I had a nice adventure.

The best of August: